so it has been some time since my last update. and thus we have a problem. you see as the time span between posts grow so do these invisible walls of expectations in which i have become a prisoner of.  because i know that the millions who read this blog are thinking the same thing: “wow this guy hasn’t posted anything in a while…but when he does…it’s going to be epic!” (Oh and i know that the millions that read this blog are also thinking: “wow this guy is super attractive” (ok, maybe just half of those millions (the female half)))

anyway. i’ve been thinking: with what can i break out of this ever mounting self-consciousness?  what sort of brilliant-witty-deep-spiritual-poetic-enlightening post will it take?

so…have you seen my brand new nephew-baby?!?!picture-152